Team Bio - Dan

Name: Dan White
Age: 28
Occupation: Software
Nickname: Dubs, Dubsy, ol' Dubs, Daddy Dubs, Whiteboy
Bio: "I keep it as real as the suns rays. I try to maintain sanity whilst spending the majority of my days in a cubicle within a glass building that allows me to see the sun, but not feel it. And that just ain't real. So when they free me from my cube jail, I push limits. I party. I bend rules. I chase women with whiskey. I bathe in Red Bull. I wear hater blockers at night. I fall off my bicycle. I was created by society to be flung into the river from 30 feet."