WE ARE IN!!!!

Red Bull called today and notified us that WE ARE SELECTED FOR THE RED BULL FLUGTAG 2010!!!! Now its time to build this thing!

Sketches - Phlying Phanatics

Pilot: Adam "The Body" Denard

Skit: 2 Green men, 1 red man, 1 red woman performing with our pilot the most litigious mascot in MLB, The Philly Phanatic. Team Phlying Phanatics will perform the infamous, crowd pleasing, Phanatic belly dance for the crowd. Songs to include a medley of Take me Out to the Ball Game, High Hopes and the Rocky Theme. We will put the well known “Phanatic Hex/Whammy Hand” on the opposing Flugtag teams before we launch our Phlying Phanatic to victory, with Harry Kalas' famous words 'this balls outttaaaaa here!!!!"

In 50 words or less, what can we expect from your team?
Our attractive team will wow the infamously tough Philadelphia crowd with our creative twist on a classic icon. Our genius design will gain height and distance pleasing the crowd and judges equally. You can expect our local team to have an unusually large local support in the audience.
Thank you.

Team Bio - Ryan

Name: Ryan Young
Age: 29
Occupation: Owner East Coast Framing / Construction
Nickname: Bung, bunger, the bungster, young and awesome
Bio: "I like to do things a bit differently. I enjoy framing artwork, blue sunglasses and drinking while I do any type of activity from cookouts to sitting on the porcelain throne. I guess I'm just like everyone else. But on the real, I recently asked my girlfriend to marry me while on a trip to Puerto Rico. It was beautiful, I had a string band accompany me to the outskirts of the village and play my favorite song Livin On A Prayer from Bon Jovi's Slippery When Wet album. We all know it makes magic happen. Besides that I build the shit out of houses and make people go Oooohhhhh..."

Team Bio - Dan

Name: Dan White
Age: 28
Occupation: Software
Nickname: Dubs, Dubsy, ol' Dubs, Daddy Dubs, Whiteboy
Bio: "I keep it as real as the suns rays. I try to maintain sanity whilst spending the majority of my days in a cubicle within a glass building that allows me to see the sun, but not feel it. And that just ain't real. So when they free me from my cube jail, I push limits. I party. I bend rules. I chase women with whiskey. I bathe in Red Bull. I wear hater blockers at night. I fall off my bicycle. I was created by society to be flung into the river from 30 feet."

Team Bio - Bryan

Name: Bryan Reese
Age: 30
Occupation: Real Estate Sales Guru
Nickname: Reese, reeses-pieces, beasley, beasters, beast of the east, b-reesonable, un-reesonable, in-decisive, whirlwind
Bio: "I like everything that you dont like. including but not limited too smoking monkey poo, taking dung baths, filling my bed with sand, walking around with tighty whities on the outside of my pants, not wearing any pants, not wearing any shoes, and making fun of people that wear crocs. I often times wake on the kitchen floor and dont know how i got there."

But on the real, I care about delivering babies in parking lots (i did that once, seriously) I care about helping the homeless in my area and hooking them up with my old clothes. I care about inventing things that make it easier for all of humankind, like a GPS that tells you when there is traffic or shoes for people with no shoes or hair for the balding.

Team Bio - Julie

Name: Julie Jones
Age: Too old to be single, 36
Occupation: Manager Business Development-NE and USO Volunteer
Nickname: Jules
About Me: "Fiercely independent. Ambitious. Patriot. Secret Romantic. Pirate themed bedroom. I intend on seeing the world and experiencing as much out of life that I possibly can. I have walked on the Great Wall of China, lost my breath at the view of Paris from atop the Eiffel Tower, watch the sunrise over Haleakala, witnessed schoolgirls paying homage to Monks in Thailand and sat topless on the beaches of Nice, flew a plane, rode in a hot air balloon, bungee jumped….next adventure…Red Bull FlugTag."

Been described by others as: Sassy, Probably good marriage material, Hot Control Freak

Team Bio - Adam

Name: Adam Denard
Age: 29
Occupation: Graphic Designer, Bartender/Bar-back, Life
Nickname: ADHDam, rugrat, shut-up!
Bio: "Simple, im a great time. Recently I voted myself as Time Magazine's person of the year but some guy named Bernake won, I will be looking into this. Also, I rarely listen to others when they talk since my mind is always elsewhere. Being serious is a rare occasion for me so... yeah. Likes: graphic design, schralping the gnar (snowboarding), partying too much, crude humor at others expenses and lots and lots of red bull."

Phlyin Phanatics + Red Bull Flugtag = Awesomeness

Red Bull Flugtag is coming to Philly September 4th at Penns Landing. We are on a mission to be a part of Philadelphia history! We promise to offer nothing less of pure liquid awesomeness... did you hear me?! i said PURE LIQUID AWESOMENESS!!!!